The girls are back, and this time, to ask two very reasonable questions. One, why would you invite a Gettysburg ghost into your home. And, two, why does the Christopher Nolan brother rumor have so much truth to it? First, Monique tells the story of Trina, a skeptic who went on a Gettysburg ghost tour during her honeymoon, mocked the whole thing and then jokingly invited an entity home like it was a refrigerator magnet. Her husband told her to take it back but she just had to double down. The haunting that followed was water-based and weirdly poetic: scalding showers, exploding water, light bulbs burning out near sinks, CPAP issues, pneumonia that made her feel like she was drowning, and eventually a black shadow figure sliding across the floor toward a pond. Lesson: respect the dead. Then Amy takes us into the real story behind the viral rumor about Christopher Nolan’s “fugitive hitman brother.” The truth is messier: Matthew Nolan, the filmmaker’s older brother, allegedly used the alias Matthew Oppenheimer while posing as an heir to the Oppenheimer diamond fortune. That alias pulled him into the orbit of Robert Cohen, a tax accountant tied to missing money, fake passports, a kidnapping, a brutal murder, an Interpol red notice, a prison escape plan, and a justice system that somehow still left Cohen’s daughter without the accountability she deserved. This one has a strong AFHP moral of the story: stop being shitty while you’re alive, because neither ghosts nor consequences are ever impressed with that behavior.